Kids!!! It's time once again to look to the stars for our weekly "horror" scope from theFrisky:
As always, here is the one for all of us Libra's : "(September 23-October 22): You’re exhausted, but everyone will be calling with plans to go out. Everything will sound so great and you won’t be able to resist being part of the gang. Too bad you might hit a wall and snap. Of course, your unique animal sexuality makes for the perfect excuse to flop back into bed."
Best Lay Day: Sunday, August 10
Well, what can I even attempt to say after the "unique animal sexuality" comment?
The Capricorn's came close this week: (December 22-January 19): Staying available and optimistic can be a chore unto itself, but this week, you’ll be opening up wider than a hooker on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Yes, that means leaving procrastinating attitudes behind and leaping ahead with rainbows and magic on the mind.
You have to love the "hooker on Bourbon Street" comment!
Don't worry girls, if you aren't a Libra or a Capricorn, follow the link above!